Impoopization: When you find yourself bagless, and you have to improvise with some found object in order to extricate the poop from someone’s lawn. Common impoopization tools include the plastic bag from someone’s newspaper, a large leaf, or some kind of wrapper or other litter that you should be so lucky to find. If no impoopization tools are available, opt for a distraction technique such as obscure-a-poop.
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